Irony at its finest
Fahrenheit 451. Ray Bradbury. Ballentine. Ironically, students at the Venado Middle School in Irvine, Calif. received copies of the book with scores of words--mostly "hells" and "damns"--blacked out. The novel is about book burning and censorship. Thankfully, after receiving complaints from parents and being contacted by reporters, school officials said the censored copies would no longer be used (1992).

A Light in the Attic. Shel Silverstein. Harper. Challenged at the Cunningham Elementary School in Beloit, Wis. (1985) because the book "enourages children to break dishes so they won't have to dry them." Removed from Minot, N.Dak. Public School libraries when the superintendent found "suggestive illustrations." Challenged at the Big Bend Elementary School library in Mukwonago, Wis. (1986) because some of Silverstein's poems "glorified Satan, suicide and cannibalism, and also encouraged children to be disobedient."

stolen frojm deniiiiiisers

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4?
though he was enormously proud that the son of an NCO...

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
air under the sun by the balcony

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
something angel

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11 30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11 30 oh i am BOMB

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Traffic

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
outside my apartment? like.... 1.5 hours ago to look out the hallway
outside outside... 13 hours ago on the way home form work

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
livejournal postings

9. What are you wearing?
gray shorts, bloue stripped tube top, undies

10. Did you dream last night?
YES omg i was pregnant in my apartment and wesley from angel and mister fisher had morphed into one person and he was also a doctor and i was about to give birth and i decided it was a natural birth and i wanted all my friends there... and i dont really remember much else excpet that everyone was telling me the best way to do it but i just wanted to lie down and let it come out. yep.


11. When did you last laugh?
yesterday on the phone... or like.. now

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
cream paint
oh cream paint! oh no *tear* markham mahogany and cream paint!

13. Seen anything weird lately?
yes but i dont remember

14. What do you think of this quiz?
kind of better than a lot of them

15. What is the last film you saw?
erm part of lotr return of the king extended

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
i would invest like half of it and set up or donate to programs for homeless kids and people and rehabilitation and i might buy a condo? or maybe a car rather and i'd throw a huge expensive party in a huge expensive vip club in like.. new york and id bring all of you. but yeah id save a lot of it and get all interest on it. mwahahaha

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
i oncde told someone that i wished there was a war and that they would die

18. If you could change the world, what would you change?
i would change the passive uncaring unaffected attitude of 90% of humans to the plight of the worl;d other than their own and i would make them all proactive and determined to change the standard of living for the world at large

19. Do you like to dance?
HEART.

20. George Bush?
Could do without.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Emilie

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Middle name seaton

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
hells yes

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
have a nice evening

25. What's on your desk right now?
pop, papers, toaster oven.

3 days
yeah.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
:D:D:D
weird bizarre and unexplainable
is how i feel

cant wait to blow up my bubble chair

yeeehaww
im writting up my 2 weeks' notice for american eagle
because i am now supervisor-in-training at shoppers and will be getting more hours and a raise eventually and all that jaaaazzzz so yeah.
i dont know how much i liked working at ae anyway
stressed me out a lil
so i wrote it up its all purty and such
and as of june 24th i will "no longer be accepting shifts"
tear, flick

that the only update so far
chickichickichickichickichicki
omg thats so much fu n to say

so lets see:
updates

i am now a supervisor in training at shoppers drug mart

also,
3 weeks until the move

also,
im siiiiiiiiick

cry cry

also,
i am in the process of watching lotr extended version with scotter
takes long time
is super interesting
also uber long

hokay thats all, very very tired, working too much, spent my day off sleeping with scott teeheee

hrm lets seee
next time if offish isss.....
friday night after five im free ish, but i have to get up early
next tuesday evening after dinner time

text me or post me if you want to doooo something
i feeeel like a heeerrrrmiiiitttt

Laugh of the day:

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Ahhhhh yeah.
i've been havin ghorrible stress dreams afer i wake up at 8 every morning. stressing about my jobs. good shit. NOT. haaaaah. scheduling's a bitch. i wish it was easier. but whatever worse comes to worse, i quit at american eagle.

thats all.

oh and scotts earing got ripped out
not. not. not. cool.
also. was not a clean cut.
almost began ripping his ear off.
but other than loss of nerves in his earlobe there is no other damage


yeaaaahhhaaaaaaaaawgetting closer... closer... closer

eeeeeee
also hired at american eagle
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
woot woot

denise , welcome back from newyork today/tomorrow its not today yet
i found a table and four chairs
$169 for all of it. which is like $194.35 avec les taxes.
ikea
we can paint them
they're wood coloured hah hah
i am willing.
they will be "mine"
but we shall use and stuff
just thot id let u know
gimme a call when you get back
we'll go or sumsing

every single fuckign thing i say
no matter how carefully i chose my words
and how neutral i try to make my tone of voice
my mother will always say "don't be rude" "don't talk to me liek that" "why are you getting angry" "don't speak to me like that" "DONT BE RUDE."